SO imagine a scenario in which I flatulated at the MD's office.

WHattttt? Did I simply hear you say that?

I don't think anybody would deny continually having an awful GIT day when it

9:52:00 AM

I Got A New tip On How Ladies respond After Their Break Up

1. When you dump a girl from OSUN, she'll create a scene &
disgrace you.
2. Dump a girl from CALABAR, she'll beat you & force you to love her again whether you like it or not.
3. Dump a girl from ABUJA, she'll cry day & night.
4. Dump a girl from BENIN, she'll bewitch you and you will wake up with boils on your face.
5. Dump a girl from ENUGU, she'll take your name & picture
to shrine.
6. Dump a girl from IMO, she won't even notice it because she has so many sugar daddies.
7. Dump a girl from WARRI, she'll turn her bedroom to beer parlour & drink all sort of drinks until she gets high.
8. Dump a girl from LAGOS, she'll go round & sleep with all your friends.
9. Dump a girl from PORT HARCOURT, in 2 weeks' time she'll
invite you to her wedding.
10. Dump a girl from ANAMBRA, she'll tempt your dad & become your stepmother.
11. Dump a girl from KANO, she'll report you to her dad in the army & you will marry her at gun point.
12. Dump an ABIA girl, she'll burn ur property & apologize.
13. Dump a BAYELSA girl, you'll see her the next day in ur house with your elder brother.
14. Dump a girl from KOGI, no need they have dumped you a long time ago.
15. Dump a girl from BENUE, am sorry you already have AIDS.
MY QUESTION IS THIS....
IF YOU BREAK UP WITH A LADY FROM BORNO STATE, WHAT DO YOU THINK SHE WILL DO TO YOU?

7:36:00 AM

This is what women do to men

Pls men should becarefuller.

10:06:00 AM

Do you need a natural Pink Lips Without Stress

Lips give a beguiling impact through the magnificence of both men and ladies. Cleaning, giving dampness and legitimate consideration is the key through make your lips blushing pink. You can strive for some common cures at your home like lemon, nectar, olive oil, aloe-vera and sugar. To get pink lips quick normally there is a requirement for clearing polluting influences from lips and keeping it saturated.

7:45:00 AM

Photographs: Aisha Buhari, Dolapo Osinbajo visit Katsina

 

Wife of President Buhari, Aisha Buhari and the wife of the Vice President Dolapo Osinbajo are at present on a visit to Katsina state. Keep on seeing more photographs...

8:36:00 AM

God contributes to Nigeria's present monetary bind Oyegun

National Chairman of APC, John Oyegun, says God contributes to Nigeria's present monetary difficulties. He said this while identifying with a 15-part appointment of an APC care group, Change Agents Foundation (CAF) in Abuja yesterday January twentieth.

8:01:00 AM

Photographs of love birds Jedi Ayo comic and his wife

Love birds, Jedi Ayo comic and his wife Olajumoke. More photographs after the cut..

12:45:00 AM

In the first place instance of Lassa fever recorded in Lagos

The primary instance of Lassa fever has been recorded in Lagos state. Pastor of Healt!h, Isaac Adewole, who made this known, said the patient is a 25 year old understudy of the Ahmadu Bello University who went from Zaria. He said the patient has now been disconnected at the Accident and Emergency (A&E) unit of the healing center. Ribavirin is additionally accessible.

12:42:00 AM

Man United players uncover why they are advancing Leonardo DiCaprio's new film on Twitter

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Manchester United have gone into an organization with film organization twentieth Century Fox in front of the arrival of motion picture The Revenant.

A few Red Devils stars have advanced the Leonardo DiCaprio film on their Twitter pages in front of its discharge on Thursday.

Chris Smalling, Memphis Depay, Morgan Schneiderlin, Matteo Darmian, Ashley Young and Juan Mata have all advanced the motion picture.

12:40:00 AM