Showing posts with label iroma jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label iroma jokes. Show all posts
Saturday, March 12, 2016
Friday, March 11, 2016
Todys jokes
Three Americans and three Nigerians were travelling by a train to a conference. At the station, the three Americans bought tickets each and watched as the SO imagine a scenario in which I flatulated at the MD's office.
I don't think anybody would deny continually having an awful GIT day when it
Fuel Issue
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Thursday, March 10, 2016
I Got A New tip On How Ladies respond After Their Break Up
1. When you dump a girl from OSUN, she'll create a scene &
disgrace you.
2. Dump a girl from CALABAR, she'll beat you & force you to love her again whether you like it or not.
3. Dump a girl from ABUJA, she'll cry day & night.
4. Dump a girl from BENIN, she'll bewitch you and you will wake up with boils on your face.
5. Dump a girl from ENUGU, she'll take your name & picture
to shrine.
6. Dump a girl from IMO, she won't even notice it because she has so many sugar daddies.
7. Dump a girl from WARRI, she'll turn her bedroom to beer parlour & drink all sort of drinks until she gets high.
8. Dump a girl from LAGOS, she'll go round & sleep with all your friends.
9. Dump a girl from PORT HARCOURT, in 2 weeks' time she'll
invite you to her wedding.
10. Dump a girl from ANAMBRA, she'll tempt your dad & become your stepmother.
11. Dump a girl from KANO, she'll report you to her dad in the army & you will marry her at gun point.
12. Dump an ABIA girl, she'll burn ur property & apologize.
13. Dump a BAYELSA girl, you'll see her the next day in ur house with your elder brother.
14. Dump a girl from KOGI, no need they have dumped you a long time ago.
15. Dump a girl from BENUE, am sorry you already have AIDS.
MY QUESTION IS THIS....
IF YOU BREAK UP WITH A LADY FROM BORNO STATE, WHAT DO YOU THINK SHE WILL DO TO YOU?
ThIS COUNTRY SELF DON TIRE ME
I go school -------------> cutism
I nor go school -----------> illiteracy
I write jamb -----------> no admission
I go university -----------> strike
I travel by air -----------> plane crash
I travel by land -----------> accident
Enter bus for road -----------> bomb blastI go bank -----------> BVN wahala
I relax for outside -----------> kidnapping
I go village -----------> witchcraft
I day house -----------> no work
I go work -----------> low salary
I wan marry -----------> girls day form
I wan sleep with my gf ----------->.HIV Aids
Make I shake -----------> Ebola
Rat-------------------------> Lassa Fever
Mosquito----------------->
Make I chat -----------> No light
I buy motor -----------> No fuel
Make I chat -----------> No light
I buy motor -----------> No fuel
I need money -------------> ATM Problem
Person nor safe for this country again, but the
fact be say we still dy alive............ NIGERIA NOR
EASY OOOOOOO
Person nor safe for this country again, but the
fact be say we still dy alive............ NIGERIA NOR
EASY OOOOOOO
Wednesday, March 9, 2016
#ChangeToChains Nigerians Are Tired Of Smiling And Suffering
#ChangeToChains Nigerians Are Tired Of Suffering And Smiling
Nigerians took to Twitter to impact President Muhammadu Buhari and his organization, taking after the expanded hardship we are without further ado confronting in the nation. Perused what they said beneath. see more pix
FOOLISHNESS...
I cant bear this any longer!!
My name is Joshua.
My girl friend just broke my heart and i
want to kill
myself.
Should i kill myself?
Pls Reply me before it gets too late.
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